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[December 08 2009 / 10:43pm] |
WHAT IS THIS
added half an hour later
SERIOUSLY I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WHAT IS THIS
IF THIS IS ANOTHER CURSE I SWEAR
WHY CAN'T I DO MAGIC ANYMORE
WHAT IS THIS
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| 11. |
[October 17 2009 / 11:40pm] |
[filter: all personnel]
For all the good magic has done, it never discovered how to turn back time. What I wouldn't do for some of that "timey-wimey" manipulation our good friend outside the Bureau is capable of.
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[filter: private]
I'm thankful for the busyness that prevented the celebrating of my birthday. What is there to celebrate, really? That in two years I will be 35? That 40 comes not long after? That in the blink of an eye, and faster than anyone can say 'oh no it's the big five-oh' I will be exactly that?
I think I would rather die than be old.
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[September 30 2009 / 10:39pm] |
What is a 'Tweeter' and why, according to my charge, must I have one of them? It's bad enough that I let him talk me into a Facebook account that I never use, and now I apparently should get some kind of... digital bird?
The internet is baffling.
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| 09. |
[September 09 2009 / 10:09am] |
[Filter: private]
Success.
Of course, all the door needed was for a reduction of variables to increase its stability. Four seems to be the optimum number of destinations right now, but perhaps it can be increased to five with some modifications.
Howell, you are brilliant. Also, you need to shave.
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It's amazing just how much one can achieve when some semblance of effort is expended.
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| 08. |
[July 10 2009 / 06:19pm] |
[Filter: all personnel]
Whoever has out Collected Theories of Spatial Displacement by Humdinger Bertle from the library, your loan term expired weeks ago. I would very much appreciate it if the book could be returned promptly – I require it for a Very Important project.
The hubbub surrounding evaluations seem to have died down at last, and for good reason. Obviously people realised that the event really is undeserving of these indignant outcries. So far no lasting adverse effects have occurred as a direct result of these training room tussles. I have heard all the stories of various agents getting a hole in the head, but it's certainly nothing our capable medics cannot fix.
Perhaps some are simply afraid of change.
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[Private]
I wish I could say something more positive in regards to my current evaluation. I would not mind being observed, as I am wholly confident in my ability to perform my job, but to have Squall Leonhart assigned for me? He is junior in age and inferior in rank – now that just feels condescending.
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[May 27 2009 / 10:41pm] |
[Filter: all personnel; exclu. heads]
Ah, the world is abuzz. I doubt competent individuals would be at all hard-pressed to pass the re-evaluations; the ones who did badly the first time had been rightfully excluded from this organisation. Why has everyone been so indignant, I wonder, since there are triennial performance evaluations - this just moves that date forward by a few months, is all.
The only issue I can complain of it that the proposed activities will no doubt take up a good portion of my valuable time, and I dread to imagine the paperwork associated with the aftermath. Of course, if anyone is supremely uncomfortable with their performance, I could be persuaded to... embellish results, if the price is right.
Also, might I just advise that the bright green liquid currently being kept in the level three break room fridge is not conducive to anyone's health, and I must ask that people refrain from ingesting it. It ought to go without saying, but given this workplace, one just never knows.
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[April 08 2009 / 10:27pm] |
[Filter: private]
I do believe anyone is able to join now. What'll come next? Providing malevolent ghosts and ghouls with shelter and people to haunt? Perhaps next they'll grant Calcifer some rights and treat him like a person. The very thought is distressing.
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What does one feed to a fire demon who's feeling a bit under the weather? Besides human hearts, even though I understand that's somewhat of a delicacy, they're quite difficult to come by. Normally he would be happy with some leftover food or useless trinket I have lying around, but being thrown around by a madman damaged his mood more than previously anticipated.
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| 05. |
[March 23 2009 / 10:43pm] |
Now does seem like the opportune time for slightly belated drinks, to celebrate the fact that we're alive, and those who should be resting in peace are doing so. Unfortunately, the doctor has recommended no liquor in the recovery period, and they do know best, don't they. While I am a firm believer in the healing powers of magic, my stocks have run dangerously low during the battle, so now I'm forced to suffer the agonies like an average person. Given my experiences in the past few days I can now say with absolute certainty that laughter is not the best medicine, medicine is the best medicine, and if I had to specify, I would nominate morphine.
It is a chore to type.
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| 04. |
[January 14 2009 / 10:49pm] |
[filter: private]
Something big is happening. Calcifer's not saying anything out loud, but I know all the telltale signs when he's trying to keep a secret from me. He's sensitive to all sorts of things other people wouldn't normally pick up on, and whatever this is, it's making him nervous. And... anticipatory?
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Hm.
Added later
No matter how well you think you know it, never trust a demon. Never gamble with one, never feed it by your own hand, and never, ever enter into a deal with it.
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[December 23 2008 / 03:57pm] |
[Filter: Sophie Hatter]
Do you wish to visit Lettie or your mother sometime? I'm constructing a door; it's quite clever, and will save you a lot of unnecessary travel.
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Perhaps this will be the year I discover valuable alchemical secrets through a combination of science and magic. Of course Bob Bishop's way was probably much simpler, but not everyone can possess a genetic mutation that allows them to turn objects into gold through touch.
To get any work done, however, I cannot have any distractions. So please, whoever has been taking down my strategically placed mistletoe, refrain.
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